What Is The Real Whizzinator XXX?

The real Whizzinator XXX is a urinating device that is realistic in its look and feel with the folds and texture of a real flaccid penis. The real Whizzinator XXX kit includes a prosthetic with an adjustable strap and 4oz reservoir, one vial of lab grade sterile Gold'n Shower dehydrated synthetic human urine with the same pH, color, smell, specific gravity, and foam of real human urine, 2 eight hour heat pads (total of 16 hours of heat), temperature indicator, detailed instructions, and a reusable fill pump. For a more realistic flow-rate all real Whizzinator XXX's use our exclusive Personal Integrated Squeeze System Offering Faster Flow-rates or PISS-OFF for short. This system applies a gentle, even pressing force onto the urine bag. This additional force results in far better "streaming" of the synthetic piss. The base of the PISS-OFF system also helps insulate the user from the heating pad attached to the fake urine bag. View the video here and see how easy it is to setup.

Using The Real Whizzinator XXX

To start and stop the flow of Gold'n Shower synthetic urine, the real Whizzinator XXX uses a discreet pinch valve button hidden at the base of the prosthetic. Push the button to start the flow and release to stop the flow of synthetic urine. The PISS-OFF system will make sure the synthetic urine keeps flowing realisticaly until the last drop. If using the push button type pinch valve is a concern then try the new real Whizzinator XXX 1. A touch sensitive valve in the tip of the prosthetic allows you to use only one hand to start and stop the flow of fluid.

What Is The New Real Whizzinator XXX 1?

The new real Whizzinator XXX 1 has the same design and reliability of the real Whizzinator XXX. A touch sensitive internal pinch valve located near the tip of the prosthetic allows you to control when and how fast you want the fake urine to flow. And, just like the real Whizzinator XXX, the urine flowing out of the prosthetic looks as realistic as possible because of our exclusive Personal Integrated Squeeze System Offering Faster FLow-rates or PISS-OFF. The gentle pressing force provided by this system empties the piss bag quickly and completely. The PISS-OFF system also provides superior insulation to keep the synthetic pee at the right temperature. If you prefer to hold your fake penis closer to the tip, then the real Whizzinator XXX 1 is for you. However, if you prefer to hold your fake penis more so at the base and let the rest dangle, then the original real Whizzinator XXX is for you.

Using The Real Whizzinator XXX 1

Pinch on the shaft of the prosthetic when you want the synthetic urine to flow and stop pinching when you want it to stop. The touch sensitive valve allows you to control the strength of the flow of synthetic urine. The real Whizzinator XXX 1 also includes an on/off valve (blue lever in picture) to prevent any accidental discharge of synthetic urine. Once this on/off valve is turned to the on position you only need one hand to control the flow of synthetic urine which is. The PISS-OFF system will provide the pressing force needed to empty the fake pee bag completely and help provide a realistic piss stream. You can control the flow of the synthetic urine, human urine, water, etc coming out the prosthetic by squeezing the pinch valve.

Real Human Urine

For anyone needing the most realistic wet sex experience there isn't anything that can compare to real human urine. Synthetic urine has always been used due to the extreme difficulties in making real human urine safe and clean enough to use. Also, the urine needs to be stable enough to be shipped to you and not spoil on its way. This has always been very difficult and costly. However, thanks to our propietary sanitizing and screening methods we are proud to say that we can now sell safe, stable, and toxin free Real Human Urine. Please note that Real Human Urine is discreetly shipped frozen in an insulation box and must be shipped via an express carrier. It comes complete with a fill port adapter, 18 inches of tubing, a temperature strip indicator, and an on/off clamp. This product does not include heating pads or a refill pump.