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Every complete kit order valued at $89.95 or more is eligible for free refills of synthetic urine.


The real Whizzinator XXX is a urinating device that is realistic in its look and feel with the folds and texture of a real flaccid penis. It is easy to use,  silent, and reliable. The real Whizzinator XXX kit includes a prosthetic with an adjustable strap and 4oz reservoir, one vial of lab grade sterile synthetic urine a.k.a fake urine (Gold'n Shower synthetic urine), 2 eight hour heat pads (total of 16 hours of heat), temperature indicator, detailed instructions (we also have a video on how to prepare the real Whizzinator XXX), and a reusable refill pump.

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Using The Real Whizzinator XXX

Using the real Whizzinator XXX is very easy. Mix 90mL of water with the included vial of Gold’n Shower sterilized synthetic urine in order to create 90mL of lab grade pure synthetic urine. Using the included refill pump, inject the synthetic urine into the reservoir bag. When you’re ready to use the real Whizzinator XXX, place one of the included heating pads onto the back side of the reservoir bag and wait approximately 15 minutes for the synthetic urine to reach a user temperature of 98 degrees Fahrenheit. You can check the temperature of the reservoir bag using the included medical grade temperature indicator strip. To start and stop the flow of synthetic urine, the real Whizzinator XXX uses a discreet on/off valve located conveniently above the prosthetic (blue lever in picture). This on/off valve is turned one direction to start the flow of synthetic urine and the opposite direction to stop the flow. If using an on/off valve is a concern then try the real Whizzinator XXX 1. A touch sensitive valve in the tip of the prosthetic allows you to use only one hand to start and stop the flow of fluid.


Using The Real Whizzinator XXX 1

The real Whizzinator XXX 1's Gold'n Shower synthetic urine is prepared in the same manner as described above. The difference is in the control of the synthetic urine. The real Whizzinator XXX 1 is the one handed version of the real Whizzinator XXX. A touch sensitive internal pinch valve located near the tip of the prosthetic is used to start and stop the flow of synthetic urine. Pinch on the shaft of the prosthetic when you want the synthetic urine to flow and stop pinching when you want it to stop. The touch sensitive valve also allows you to control the strength of the flow of synthetic urine. The more you pinch the faster the synthetic urine will flow. The area of the prosthetic where you pinch is the same area in which you would hold your penis during normal urination. The real Whizzinator XXX 1 also includes an on/off valve (blue lever in picture) to prevent any accidental discharge of synthetic urine. Once this on/off valve is turned to the on position you only need one hand to control the flow of synthetic urine.


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Massive Dynamics' Whizzinator Free Synthetic Urine Refill Offer

Massive Dynamics is offering you the opportunity to get free synthetic urine refills. If you are interested in taking advantage of our free synthetic urine refills, please review the real Whizzinator XXX Terms and Conditions: Synthetic Urine Free Refill Offer before ordering.

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