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Combining Realism With The Proven Results Of Our Gold'n Shower Synthetic Urine

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Combining Gold'n Shower Synthetic Urine With A Rechargeable Electric Heater. Up To 6 Hours Of Constant, Consistent, And Controllable Heat.

Everything included for immediate & discreet synthetic urine use. Whether for practical jokes, theatrical productions, or other creative applications, the real Whizzinator XXX is the choice for your success.

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THE REAL WHIZZINATOR XXX

Experience unparalleled realism & reliable results with the real Whizzinator XXX, paired with Gold'n Shower synthetic urine. Ensuring that every drop comes out with the same strength as normal human urine is the Personal Integrated Squeeze System Offering Faster Flow-rates or P.I.S.S. O.F.F. for short. Our product is designed for discretion and ease of use. To activate, gentle apply pressure to the valve located near the base of the prosthetic. The real Whizzinator XXX design and straightforward operation provides a seamless and discreet experience, offering a sense of control and confidence when it matters most.

REAL WHIZZINATOR XXX ONE

The one-handed real Whizzinator XXX builds upon the original design with a refined and more discreet dispensing method. While utilizing the same core components as the base model, the key difference lies in the way the you start the flow of synthetic urine. The one-handed version incorporates an internal pinch valve strategically positioned near the tip of the fake penis. This approach offers a more natural and controlled dispensing experience. The user activates the flow by gently "pinching" the valve located near the tip of the device. This method is favored by many users who appreciate the enhanced realism and control afforded by holding the prosthetic closer to its extremity, providing a more convincing experience.

ELECTRIC REAL WHIZZINATOR XXX

The electric real Whizzinator XXX takes the user-friendly design and dependability of the original model to the next level by incorporating a rechargeable electric heating system. While organic heating pads offer a simple and dependable way to maintain the necessary temperature, the integrated electric heater provides superior performance. This advanced heater delivers reliable, consistent, and significantly more precise temperature control, ensuring optimal performance for up to 6 hours on a single charge. This eliminates the guesswork and potential temperature fluctuations associated with traditional heating methods, providing a more consistent and reliable experience.

SINGLE USE FIRST AID KIT

The First Aid kit includes heating pads, temp indicator, pump, tube clamp, and 90mL of Gold'n Shower synthetic urine. Proven to chemically mimic real human urine, Gold'n Shower has the same pH balance, foam, odor, and specific gravity as real urine. An excellent choice for anyone needing a realistic and reliable synthetic urine kit.

DUAL USE FIRST AID KIT

Double the fun (180mL). The dual use First Aid kit includes everything offered in the real Whizzinator XXX packages except the base P.I.S.S. O.F.F. pouch and the prosthetic. Massive Dynamics's First Aid kit is also referred to as the female real Whizzinator XXX and is a very popular option for women looking for the urine only experience.

SINGLE USE SYNTHETIC URINE

One vial of lab grade dehydrated synthetic human urine. A vial makes approximately 90mL of synthetic urine with the same pH, color, smell, specific gravity, and foam of real human urine. Gold'n Shower is designed to be used by either a man or a woman. All you need to do is add the contents of the vial into 90mL of distilled water and stir.

DUAL USE SYNTHETIC URINE

Two vials of lab grade dehydrated synthetic human urine. Two vials of Gold'n Shower synthetic urine make approximately 180mL of synthetic urine with the same pH, color, smell, specific gravity, and foam of real human urine. Designed to be used by either a man or a woman. All you need to do is add water.

ORGANIC HEAT PADS

Two organic heat pad packs. Adhesive backing for secure application to the synthetic urine bag. Each pad produces up to 8 hours of heat for a total of 16 hours of heat. Odorless, safe, nontoxic, and nonflammable. Heat pads will heat the synthetic urine to approximately 98.6 degrees Fahrenheit.

REFILL PUMP

Replacement fill/cleaning pump. The pump easily screws onto the refill port of your original or electric real Whizzinator XXX, First Aid, or real Whizzinator XXX One. This replacement pump is used to fill the reservoir pouch with synthetic urine. It can also be used to fill the reservoir with water for practicing or cleaning.

TEMPERATURE STRIP

Adhesive backed medical grade temperature indicator. Stick this temp indicator to your reservoir bag to make sure you have reached the proper temperature before use. Temperature indicator is reusable.

STORAGE CASE

Safe And Secure Hard-Sided Case For Storing Your Original, One-Handed, Or Electric Version Real Whizzinator XXX. Blow-Molded Case Is Hinged On One Side And Has A Clasp Lock On The Other Side.

TOY CLEANER

Toy sterile adult toy cleaner. ormulated to provide broad-spectrum antimicrobial activity against common bacteria, viruses, and fungi that can accumulate on adult toys. Rinse thoroughly after use."

Our Features

What makes our product so realistic, reliable, easy to use, and discreet?

Discreet Design

To pass as the real thing you need to look like the real thing. Dicreet is the idea. This is why we use special FX silicone materials to create the real Whizzinator XXX. Our fake dicks have a skin-like texture and color that is indistinguishable from the real thing.

Rechargeable Heater

Optional rechargeable battery powered heater gives more than 6 hours of consisitent heat. Accurate fake pee temperature means you never have to worry about ruining a perfect moment.

P.I.S.S. O.F.F.

The Personal Integrated Squeeze System Offering Faster Flow-rates or P.I.S.S. O.F.F. for short. All of the synthetic urine in the reservoir bag is firmly and safely squeezed out. This results in a longer, more powerful stream.

Proprietary Formula

Gold'n Shower synthetic urine has the same color, pH, smell, specific gravity, and foam of human urine. Our lab made proprietary formula of Gold'n Shower synthetic pee is guaranteed to give you the results you have always wanted.

What Is The Real Whizzinator XXX?

It's a discreet urine emitting fake penis which can be worn by anyone, anytime, or anywhere.

Solid Foundation

The base of the kit begins with our Personal Integrated Squeeze System Offering Fast Flow-rates. Our P.I.S.S. O.F.F. system discreetly squeezes out every milliliter of synthetic urine from the reservoir bag. Nothing is left to waste.

Urine Delivery In 6 Skin-Tones

Atatched to the P.I.S.S. O.F.F. base is an extremely realistic male prosthetic penis in the skin tone of your choice. All of our prosthetics reflect very little light. Not a fake gloss finish. More muted and natural.

Final Product

Gold'n Shower lab grade dehydrated synthetic human urine. Our clean synthetic urine has the same pH, color, smell, specific gravity, and foam of real human urine. All you need to do is add water.

26

Years Of Experience

6

Realistic Skin-Tones

3

Versions To Choose From

2

Product Patents

What is synthetic urine?

Synthetic urine mimics human urine without the risks and danger involved with using actual urine.

Specific Gravity

Specific Gravity Of Urine & Synyhetic Urine

What is specific gravity?

Specific gravity is a measurement used to determine the total amount of dissolved materials present in a measured fluid sample. The specific gravity of water is 1.00. Urine and synthetic urine is 1.010 to 1.035.

Urine Color

Color Of Urine & Synthetic Urine

What is urine's color?

Healthy urine will vary in color from a pale yellow to a light amber. Synthetic urine is an average between the two. Urine's unique color is due to a pigment produced in the process of breaking down red blood cells, called urochrome.

Urine Odor

Odor Of Urine & Synthetic Urine

What is urine and synthetic urine's smell?

Urine is typically described as having a slightly ammonia-like smell. The exact odor of human urine will vary with diet. Synthetic urine has the exact same odor as a healthy adult's urine would.

Urine pH

pH Levels

What are urine and synthetic urine's pH levels?

Urine's pH range ranges from 4.5 to 8.0. Synthetic urine's pH is a median of that range. A pH between 4.5 to 6.0 is acidic urine. A pH between 6.1 to 6.9 is neutral urine. A pH between 7.0 to 8.0 is alkaline urine.

Mixing Synthetic Urine

90

Milliliters of distilled water reuired for use.

48

Time in hours before synthetic urine requires freezing.

30

Minimum time in minutes for synthetic urine to warm up.

1

Time in years that synthetic urine can remain frozen.

Directions For Using The Real Whizzinator XXX.

No assembly required. Everything is ready to go. Just add water.

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Phone

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