1) Buyer/User agrees and understands that in order to qualify for the free refill offer, he/she must purchase a real Whizzinator XXX or real Whizzinator XXX 1 and return the Refill Registration Card, which also includes the products serial number, to the address listed on the Refill Registration Card. The serial number and Refill Registration Card for the real Whizzinator XXX or real Whizzinator XXX 1 is located on the last page of the respective products directions.
2) Buyer/user agrees that the Free Refill Offer is not retroactive and is only valid on any real Whizzinator XXX or real Whizzinator XXX 1 purchased after January 1, 2010.
3) Buyer/User agrees and understands that he/she must fill in all required information on the Refill Registration Card prior to mailing. Buyer/User further agrees that by not returning the Refill Registration Card, buyer/user is choosing to waive any rights he/she may have had in participating in the Free Refill Offer.
4) Buyer/User agrees and understands that he/she is limited to one (1) refill of synthetic urine every thirty (30) days.
5) Buyer/User agrees and understands that a refill is defined as one (1) vial of powered synthetic urine capable of creating approximately 90mL of synthetic urine.
6) Buyer/User agrees and understands that he/she is limited to a maximum of three (3) free refills per real Whizzinator XXX or real Whizzinator XXX 1 purchase.
7) Buyer/User agrees and understands that each free refill request must correspond to a valid real Whizzinator XXX or real Whizzinator XXX 1 serial number (found on last page of instructions).
8) Buyer/User agrees and understands that he/she must call 1-866-997-0797 and request his/her free refill by speaking directly with an agent or employee of Massive Dynamics. If no agent or employee is available, please leave a message regarding your desire for a free refill and an agent or employee will call you back. Buyer/User further agrees and understands that the information requested by any agent or employee of Massive Dynamics during this phone call must match the information provided by the buyer/user in his/her Refill Registration Card.
9) Buyer/User agrees and understands that the free refill offer is completed upon request and delivery of the third (3rd) refill. Future refills will be sold to buyer/user at the price listed on the order page of https://www.realwhizzinatorxxx.com.
10) Buyer/User agrees that if he/she purchases a subsequent real Whizzinator XXX or real Whizzinator XXX 1, any Free Refill Offer will only be valid under the Terms and Conditions of the Free Refill Offer offered at the time buyer/user purchases the subsequent real Whizzinator XXX or real Whizzinator XXX 1.
11) Buyer/User agrees and understands that he/she is responsible for the postage necessary to mail the Refill Registration Card.
12) Buyer/User agrees and understands that he/she will mail the Refill Registration Card to the address listed on the card within forty-five (45) days of receiving his/her Refill Registration Card. Deadline extensions will be granted for lost, damaged, or missing Refill Registration Cards.
13) Buyer/User agrees and understands that he/she is responsible for shipping and handling costs of each refill. Cost of shipping will vary depending on method buyer/user chooses.
14) Buyer/User agrees and understands that this product is not intended to violate any state, local, or federal laws and is not to be purchased where prohibited.
15)Buyer/User agrees and understands that he/she is over the age of majority for his/her state.
16) Buyer/User agrees and understands that if any agent or employee of Massive Dynamics determines that buyer/user has used or intends to use this product for any illegal purpose, Massive Dynamics free refill offer, as it applies to buyer/user and their real Whizzinator XXX or real Whizzinator XXX 1 serial number, will become null and void.
17) Buyer/User agrees and understands that if his/her Refill Registration Card is lost, damaged or stolen, he/she may request s replacement as long a valid real Whizzinator XXX or real Whizzinator XXX 1 serial number is provided (found on last page of instructions). However, buyer/user agrees and understands that until his/her Refill Registration Card is received and verified by an agent or employee of Massive Dynamics, no free refills will be sent to buyer/user.
18) Buyer/User agrees and understands that replacement Refill Registration Cards can only be mailed through USPS First Class Mail. Buyer/User agrees and understands that replacement Refill Registration Cards will not be sent to him/her via e-mail or similar electronic transmission.
19) Buyer/User may purchase refills of synthetic urine from http://www.realwhizzinatorxxx.com at any time prior to or subsequent to the completion of his/her free refill offer.
20) Buyer/User agrees that if any agent or employee of Massive Dynamics determines that buyer/user has used or is attempting to use his/her real Whizzinator XXX or real Whizzinator XXX 1 for any illegal purpose, he/she will not be allowed to purchase any future products from Massive Dynamics.
21) Buyer/User agrees and understands that this Free Refill Offer is valid for a period of twelve (12) months from the date of his/her purchase of a real Whizzinator XXX or real Whizzinator XXX 1. Buyer/User further agrees and understands that the Free Refill Offer becomes null and void, as it applies to the user/buyer,at midnight on the twelve (12) month anniversary of buyer's/user's real Whizzinator XXX or real Whizzinator XXX 1 purchase.