Frequenty Asked Questions

If you have questions about about our products then this is a good place to start. If you don't see a question below that you would like answered or the answer that is given is not helpful, feel free to call us or send us an email and we will be happy to try and answer your question.

QUESTION 1

How does the real Whizzinator XXX start and stop the flow of synthetic urine?

ANSWER

The real Whizzinator XXX uses an on off valve that is operated by simply twisting one direction for on and the opposite direction for off.

QUESTION 2

How much synthetic urine does the real Whizzinator XXX's reservoir bag hold?

ANSWER

About 150mL or 4 ounces. However, it is recommended that you only fill the reservoir up to about 130mL as a safety precaution.

QUESTION 3

How does the real Whizzinator XXX 1 start and stop the flow of synthetic urine?

ANSWER

The real Whizzinator XXX 1 uses an internal pinch valve which starts and stops the flow of synthetic urine. The pinch valve is operated by simply pinching on the shaft of the prosthetic near the tip. This means that only one hand is required to stop and start the flow of synthetic urine. Pinch on the shaft when you want the synthetic urine to flow and stop pinching when you want it to stop flowing. This is a more natural and realistic method of controlling the flow of synthetic urine.

QUESTION 4

How much synthetic urine does the real Whizzinator XXX 1's reservoir bag hold?

ANSWER

About 150mL or 4 ounces. However, it is recommended that you only fill the reservoir up to about 130mL as a safety precaution. Due to the stress that is placed upon the reservoir bag while being squeezed, the maximum fill amount of 130mL is recommended to prevent the reservoir bag from developing any leaks.

QUESTION 5

What is included in a real Whizzinator XXX kit?

ANSWER

A complete kit comes with a prosthetic unit with all the necessary hardware, 4 oz reservoir that is built into the insulation pouch, one vial of lab grade sterilized Gold'n Shower synthetic urine, two eight hour heat packs, temperature indicator, reusable refill pump, and detailed instructions.

QUESTION 6

What is a prosthetic?

ANSWER

People most commonly associate prostheses with missing arms and legs, but we are using the term to refer to the actual faux penis.

QUESTION 7

What is included in a real Whizzinator XXX 1 kit?

ANSWER

A complete kit comes with a prosthetic with a touch sensitive internal pinch valve, 4 oz reservoir that is built into the insulation pouch, one vial of lab grade sterilized Gold'n Shower synthetic urine, two eight hour heat packs, temperature indicator, reusable refill pump, and detailed instructions.

QUESTION 8

What is included in the First Aid kit?

ANSWER

The First Aid kit comes with a 4 oz reservoir bag, elastic strap for the reservoir bag, one vial of lab grade sterilized Gold'n Shower synthetic urine, two heat eight hour packs, one tube clamp, temperature indicator, reusable refill pump, and detailed instructions.

QUESTION 9

What colors do you offer?

ANSWER

We have approximately 6 standard colors.Custom colors can be ordered at an additional cost. Contact Us for more information on custom colors.

QUESTION 10

What is Gold'n Shower synthetic urine?

ANSWER

Gold'n Shower synthetic urine has almost the exact same chemical composition as real human urine. Although synthetic urine is made in a lab, it still has the proper color, pH, smell, foam, and all of the common compounds found in a real urine solution. This solution includes creatine, urea, magnesium sulfate, sodium chloride, calcium chloride, and many more.

QUESTION 11

What is the real Whizzinator XXX used for?

ANSWER

The real Whizzinator XXX is an adult sex toy. It is a sterile and ultra hygienic urinating device which can be used as a wet sex simulator, wet sex simulator, or even as a novelty item.
The real Whizzinator XXX was designed for people who enjoy this type of pleasure but are concerned about some of the problems associated with human urine. Human urine is defined as a sterile solution, which means that bacteria has a difficult time thriving in it. However, human urine is not germ, virus, and bacteria free. Human urine can be very hazardous to humans. Synthetic urine is the perfect substitution for human urine and some of the problems associated with it. There is no need to worry about bacteria, germs, viruses, or other contaminants as synthetic urine is created in a sterile lab environment. Synthetic urine can mixed with water and used immediately. You get the realism of urine without the problems and dangers associated with real human urine.

QUESTION 12

Can I use the real Whizzinator XXX to pass a drug test?

ANSWER

Do not use the real Whizzinator XXX to defeat a drug test. Substituting your urine in an attempt to defraud a lawfully administered drug test, is illegal. Therefore, using the real Whizzinator XXX to substitute your own urine is illegal and could result in fines and/or prosecution. We do not promote nor sell the real Whizzinator XXX for the purposes of defeating a lawfully administered drug test. Please read the answer to Question #11 for information on what the real Whizzinator XXX is to be used for.

QUESTION 13

Can I use the real Whizzinator XXX 1 to pass a drug test?

ANSWER

Do not use the real Whizzinator XXX 1 to defeat a drug test. Substituting your urine in an attempt to defraud a lawfully administered drug test, is illegal. Therefore, using the real Whizzinator XXX 1 to substitute your own urine is illegal and could result in fines and/or prosecution. We do not promote nor sell the real Whizzinator XXX 1 for the purposes of defeating a lawfully administered drug test. Please read the answer to Question #14 for information on what the real Whizzinator XXX 1 is to be used for.

QUESTION 14

What is the real Whizzinator XX 1 used for?

ANSWER

The real Whizzinator XXX 1 is an adult sex toy. It is a sterile and ultra hygienic urinating device which can be used as a wet sex simulator, wet sex simulator, or even as a novelty item.
The real Whizzinator XXX 1 was designed for people who enjoy this type of pleasure but are concerned about some of the problems associated with human urine. Human urine is defined as a sterile solution, which means that bacteria has a difficult time thriving in it. However, human urine is not germ, virus, and bacteria free. Human urine can be very hazardous to humans.
Synthetic urine is the perfect substitution for human urine and some of the problems associated with it.There is no need to worry about bacteria, germs, viruses, or other contaminants as synthetic urine is created in a sterile lab environment. Synthetic urine can mixed with water and used immediately. You get the realism of urine without the problems and dangers associated with real human urine.

QUESTION 15

Can I use the First Aid kit to pass a drug test?

ANSWER

Do not use the First Aid kit to defeat a drug test. Substituting your urine in an attempt to defraud a lawfully administered drug test, is illegal. Therefore, using the First Aid kit to substitute your own urine is illegal and could result in fines and/or prosecution. We do not promote nor sell the First Aid kit for the purposes of defeating a lawfully administered drug test. Please read the answer to Question #16 for information on what the First Aid kit is to be used for.

QUESTION 16

What is the First Aid kit used for?

ANSWER

The First Aid kit is used as a female version of the real Whizzinator XXX and real Whizzinator XXX 1. The First Aid kit is used without the prosthetic. This is why we included a tube clamp. This allows you to wear and use the First Aid kit to determine the optimum length of the reservoir tubing that is the most comfortable. Then, after you have determined the length that works best, you can cut the reservoir tubing to suit your needs.

QUESTION 17

How exact are the color samples available for each prosthetic?

ANSWER

The color samples are actual photographs of what the product will look like. However, your computer monitor and settings may affect the look of each color that you see on the screen but the actual color will be very close to what you see in the picture.

QUESTION 18

What if I don't like the color of my product. Is it possible for me to exchange it for another color?

ANSWER

Yes, but only as long as the clear, sealed packaging has not been opened or tampered with. The shipping costs to return the original item and pay for the exchanged item to be shipped are the responsibility of the purchaser. Once the sealed packaging has been opened it cannot be exchanged.

QUESTION 19

When can I expect my order to be shipped?

ANSWER

Orders placed Monday through Friday before 6:00 PM EST will be shipped the same business day. All Saturday orders must be placed by 3:00 PM EST in order to be shipped the same business day. All Sunday and Holiday orders will be shipped the following business day. Orders placed after the cutoff time will be shipped the following business day.

QUESTION 20

When can I expect my package to arrive?

ANSWER

This is dependent upon the shipping method option you selected at the time of checkout and can range from one to seven business days. Please refer to your purchase invoice for specific shipping information.

QUESTION 21

Who will be delivering my package?

ANSWER

This is dependent upon the shipping option you selected at the time of checkout. However, we typically ship through the United States Postal Service and Federal Express.

QUESTION 22

I chose one delivery service to ship my package and it was delivered by another carrier. Is this normal?

ANSWER

On occasion we may have to switch carriers due to unforeseen events or shipping time frames. If the carrier we switched to is less expensive, you will be refunded the difference in shipping costs. If the carrier is more expensive than the shipping option you selected, we will not charge you the difference. If it's vital that one particular carrier deliver your package, please let us know by leaving a note in the comments section of the order page.

QUESTION 23

Can I have my package delivered to a post office box?

ANSWER

Yes, but you will have to ship your package using the United States Postal Service. UPS and Federal Express DO NOT deliver to post office boxes. If you need a next day delivery option to mail to a post office box, you may contact our office for a quote.

QUESTION 24

How many hours will the heat packs heat the synthetic urine reservoir?

ANSWER

The heat packs will heat the synthetic urine for approximately eight hours. Two heat packs are included in every kit so you will get a total of sixteen hours of heat.