Safe, Clean, Non-Toxic, And Germ Free Real Human Urine.

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$59.95

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Safe alternative to synthetic urine. Includes heating pads, temperature indicator, on/off clamp, and 30 inches of tubing. Purchase price includes free express shipping.

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    For the most realistic wet sex experience there is nothing that can compare with real human urine. The only problem with using real human urine is the presence of unwanted chemicals, viruses, bacteria, and toxins. The presence of these unwanted compounds in human urine has always been a problem for anyone needing a more authentic experience, that is, until now. Massive Dynamics' urine cleaning process uses our proprietary sanitization and screening methods to create a final producet that rivals synthetic urine in its cleanliness. Our Real Human Urine provides all of the benefits without any of the risks normally associated with toxin and germ filled urine. Have confidence in knowing that Real Human Urine will provide a virus, toxin and germ free experience. Each kit comes complete with heating pads, temperature indicator, fill port adapter (red piece on end of tubing), 30 inches of tubing, and an on/off clamp. The red adapter on end of the tubing can be used for attaching the Real Human Urine reservoir pouch to the fill port of any real Whizzinator XXX or real Whizzinator XXX 1. The red adapter does not impede the flow of urine and is removable if you do not wish to use it. Please note that Real Human Urine is shipped frozen in a discreet insulation box to help keep the product frozen. All Real Human Urine orders are shipped separately from any other orders placed at the same time. Purchase price includes free express shipping. Express shipping is one business day to most locations and two days to all others.
    We value your privacy so all orders are shipped in discreet packaging and billed as Massive Dynamics, LLC. We do not ship our products to you in retail boxes. Please note that Real Human Urine is shipped frozen in a discrete insulation box to help keep the product frozen. All Real Human Urine orders are shipped seperately from any other orders placed at the same time. All orders placed after 6:00 p.m. EST will be shipped the following business day. Shipping times are calculated in business days and exclude weekends and holidays. Saturday delivery is available only to select locations for an additional fee. Please call to confirm availability and get a rate quote. Orders placed after 3:00 p.m. EST on Saturday will be shipped Monday. Once you have received your order, you may return the item within thirty days if the package is still sealed and undamaged. However, all shipping costs are non-refundable and a 25% restocking fee will apply. If you place an order and decide to cancel after your order has shipped, if you refuse delivery, or if you fail to claim your package from Fedex and it is returned, you are still liable for the shipping costs.
    The free synthetic urine refill offer is not available with the purchase of a storage case. However, with every real Whizzinator XXX or real Whizzinator XXX 1 sale, Massive Dynamics is offering you the opportunity to get free synthetic urine refills. If you are interested in getting free synthetic urine refills, please review the Terms & Conditions: Free Refill Offer before ordering.

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