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Choose from our selection of natural colors. If you don't see the color you want, we do have the ability to custom blend a color for you. If you are interested in ordering a custom color please contact us using one of the methods listed on our Contacts page. Note: there is an extra charge for custom colors and delivery time may be delayed. Please contact us for more information.


With every real Whizzinator XXX or real Whizzinator XXX 1 sale, Massive Dynamics is offering you the opportunity to get free synthetic urine refills.**  If you are interested in getting free synthetic urine refills, please review the Terms & Conditions: Free Refill Offer before ordering.

Please note that all orders are shipped in discreet packaging.  Images shown on the Home Page are displayed with the retailer boxes in the background. We do not ship our products to you in retailer boxes. All orders placed after 3:00 p.m. EST will be shipped the following business day. Orders placed after 12:00pm EST on Saturday will be shipped Monday.


Use The Jump Menu Below Or Scroll To The Bottom Of This Page For Synthetic Urine Refills, Heat Pad Refills, And Accessories.

The Real Whizzinator XXX - $99.95

Contents of Real Whizzinator XXXThe real Whizzinator XXX, uses a simple on/off valve that is twisted in one direction for on and the other direction for off. The on/off valve is preferred by many as it is easy to use and has proven reliability for continuous use. The real Whizzinator XXX requires two hands to operate. One hand is used to hold the prosthetic and the other hand controls the on/off valve. However, it can be operated with only one hand with a little practice. Everything shown in the photograph is included with the kit. The 4 oz reservoir is built into the insulation pouch and cannot be seen in the photograph. View our video on the home page to see how the reservoir is incorporated into the harness and insulation pouch. If using two hands is a concern then scroll down this page and try the real Whizzinator XXX 1. Touch sensitive valve in the tip of the prosthetic allows you to use only one hand to start and stop the flow of fluid. All orders are shipped in discreet packaging for your privacy.


CHOOSE YOUR REAL WHIZZINATOR XXX COLOR BELOW:

All of the real Whizzinator XXX colors below come complete with the following: A prosthetic in the color of your choice, an adjustable harness and insulation pouch with a 4 oz reservoir, one vial of lab grade synthetic urine, one reusable refill syringe, one temperature indicator, two eight hour heating pads (total of 16 hours of heat), and detailed instructions.

Fleshtone - $99.95*

Tan - $99.95*

Brown - $99.95*

Dark Brown - $99.95*

Pink - $99.95*

Black - $99.95*

The Real Whizzinator XXX 1 - $109.95

contents of Real Whizzinator XXX 1The real Whizzinator XXX 1 is the one handed version of the real Whizzinator. Touch sensitive internal pinch valve allows you to control when and how fast you want the synthetic urine to flow. To start the flow of synthetic urine all that is required is a simple pinch on the touch sensitive valve located in the tip of the prosthetic. To stop the flow of synthetic urine all you need to do is stop pinching on the valve. A remote reservoir bag is used so that the user can mount the bag, via a thin elastic strap, in their armpit area. This allows the user to squeeze on the reservoir bag and create a higher and more realistic flow of synthetic urine. The reservoir bag can also be mounted anywhere that is comfortable.


CHOOSE YOUR REAL WHIZZINATOR XXX 1 COLOR BELOW:

All of the real Whizzinator XXX 1 colors below come complete with the following: A prosthetic in the color of your choice with a touch sensitive internal pinch valve, an adjustable harness, an elastic strap with a 4 oz reservoir, one vial of lab grade synthetic urine, one reusable refill syringe, one temperature indicator, two eight hour heating pads (total of 16 hours of heat), and detailed instructions. All orders are shipped in discreet packaging for your privacy.

Fleshtone - $109.95*

Tan - $109.95*

Brown - $109.95*

Dark Brown - $109.95*

Pink - $109.95*

Black - $109.95*

First Aid Kit - $39.95

Contents of First Aid Content

You asked for it so here it is. The First Aid kit includes everything minus a prosthetic. The First Aid kit can be used to convert your real Whizzinator XXX into a real Whizzinator XXX 1 or it can be used as a female Whizzinator XXX. The First Aid kit includes: Lab grade synthetic urine, 4 oz reservoir with tubing, two 8 hour heat pads, one reusable refill syringe, one temperature indicator, one tube clamp, an elastic strap, and detailed instructions.*



Synthetic Urine, Heat Pads, And Accessories

Gold'n Shower Synthetic Urine - $28.00*

Two vials of lab grade synthetic urine. Each vial produces approximately 90mL of synthetic urine (total of 180mL of synthetic urine per pack).

Single Use Gold'n Shower Synthetic Urine- $15.00*

One vial of lab grade synthetic urine. Makes approximately 90mL of synthetic urine.

Two Real Whizzinator XXX organic heat pad packs- $8.00*

Adhesive backing, eight hours of heat in each pack (total of 16 hours of heat). Odorless, safe, nontoxic, & nonflammable.

Hygienic-Spray - $15.95*

Toy Sterile hygienic disinfecting spray for toys. Removes a multitude of bacteria, fungi, and viral organisms which could cause infections.

Real Whizzinator XXX Travel Case - $25.00*

Safe, secure, and discreet case for storing and transporting your real Whizzinator XXX or real Whizzinator XXX 1.

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*  All orders placed after 3:00 p.m. EST will be shipped the following day. Orders placed after 12:00pm EST on Saturday will be shipped Monday.  Once you have received your order, you may return the item within thirty days if the package is still sealed and undamaged.  However, a 25% restocking fee will apply.  If you place an order and decide to cancel it after your order has been shipped you are still liable for the shipping costs. By purchasing a product from this site, you agree to the following terms and conditions:


THIS PRODUCT IS NOT INTENDED TO VIOLATE ANY FEDERAL, STATE, OR LOCAL LAWS.  PRODUCTS AVAILABLE THROUGH THIS WEBSITE ARE NOT TO BE USED FOR ANY ILLEGAL PURPOSES, INCLUDING USE FOR DEFEATING LAWFULLY ADMINISTERED DRUG TESTS.

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